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Post by Tyr on Nov 22, 2009 16:38:12 GMT -5
"I can't help it." Tyr said to Tina, "The smell of that ham makes me drool in anticipation." He shifted in his chair, readying himself just in case the manager decided to kiss him again. If she did, he'll be ready to push her away this time. This was when his charm backfires on him, Tyr thought. His ability to talk his way into free things was invaluable, especially for the two them who didn't have much money. In the past, Tyr actually saved their behinds using this ability.
But then...there were times such as these that Tyr felt he was selling his flesh to the devil for a bite to eat.
He almost jumped when Iku slammed her hand on the table. He threw her a warning glance that they were so close to getting a free and that she shouldn't jinx his hard-earned prize. He knew she couldn't help it sometimes but he hoped that she wouldn't put his efforts to waste.
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Post by NPC: Female on Nov 23, 2009 1:39:40 GMT -5
Tina smirked. Was it odd that she was so turned on? No guy has ever made her want to clock out so early before. She still had a few hours before she could go home. Damn these people not knowing how to run an inn. Tina sighed inwardly. When something sounded like a pounding noise.
"Well, Lets have you guys not wait a minute longer" Smirked Tina as she then turned around trotting her way along back towards a kitchen.
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Post by Iku on Nov 23, 2009 1:48:10 GMT -5
"What" Said Iku in response to his glare. Iku was starting to get very annoyed at the moment. Nothing in this world was free. What was the cost of getting this meal you ask? Watching the manager flirt with her husband. It was one of the worst payments she has ever had to pay. And now Tyr was sitting there glaring at her like she's suppose to a happy go lucky person! No! Iku was not happy.
Iku huffed. She just wanted the damn food already. It sure in hell better be a really nice piece of ham or else Iku is going to be one frustrated person.
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Post by Tyr on Nov 23, 2009 17:19:01 GMT -5
Quietly, Tyr answered, "Don't jinx it now. If you somehow injure Tina not only do we not have food, we'll be thrown out of the inn too! Just a bit more, okay Iku?" Tyr almost pleaded that Iku would humor him just this once and hang in there a little longer. He glanced at the door that led to kitchen because it was there that the food they've been waiting for would emerge. Tyr smiled when a waiter finally exited with plates full of ham. He quickly frowned when he saw Tina along with the waiter. It was truly amazing that Tina didn't realize that she wasn't the ham Tyr was pertaining to. If all women were like this...Tyr just might be a misogynist.
But by God...the food on that platter sure smelled good...
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Post by NPC: Male on Nov 23, 2009 17:25:09 GMT -5
Oh, so this was the guy that Terror Tina was slobbering about. The waiter have been working in these cabins for years and, for the life of him, he knew Tina had an eye for men...lots of men. The hag was a freakin' slut, always going for the most handsome or richest man that graced their humble inn. What was sad was that Tina actually gets laid...
...there really were lonely men out there, he guessed.
Hefting a tray that contained mountains of ham on both of the plates and two mugs of freshly brewed coffee, Henry, the waiter, smiled genially at their guests. He looked at Tyr for a moment and saw that the man was definitely good-looking. No wonder Tina was wetting her panties over the guy. Glancing at the other end of the table, Henry saw a young woman who was probably the man's girlfriend or wife for all he knew. The woman looked like she was about to rip Tina's throat out. Pfft...how Henry wished she would do so. Ah, well...
"Hope you enjoy the ham!" Henry said good-naturedly and served the food to the guests. He couldn't help by roll his eyes when he saw Tina eyeing the young man like a polar bear that she was.
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Post by NPC: Female on Nov 23, 2009 17:52:38 GMT -5
Tina then took the chance to sit in Tyr's lap. Tapping her finger on his chest circling it. Just a few more hours. and she could get off... in both ways! She gave him a flirtatious smirk. Her other arm was wrapped around his shoulder.
"So, I get off in a few hours" She whispered in his ear. Her hand was now rubbing his chest. He had the most awesome abs she'd felt in a long time. Tina's thoughts were interrupted when suddenly alot of people rushing in wanting food. Tina groaned. As she was forced to remove herself from his lap. She placed a kiss on his cheek.
"I'll see you then" She said as she had to run off to work.
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Post by Iku on Nov 23, 2009 18:29:49 GMT -5
"Thank you" Iku said not paying any attention to Tina anymore. If she did, She would get angry. She would kill Tina if she could. But Tina was the manager. And Iku could get Tyr into some serious trouble. Though when Tina sat on Tyr's lap. It took alot of restraint to keep herself sitting. Iku then focused on the ham. The first bite was heavenly. But the first bite was ruined by Tina. The blood in the body was boiling. She gritted her teeth.
Iku was about to let loose and kill her right then and there when Tina was forced to leave. Iku sighed in relief. She thanked god, that she left. Now maybe she can enjoy her food that she waited for so patiently for. Yes, getting angry at the manager and letting her flirt with Tyr was being patient in her book. She glared at her as she walked away.
"You guys need a new manager!" She grunted. "One that is not as slutty as her"
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Post by NPC: Male on Nov 23, 2009 22:24:56 GMT -5
Henry stared at the retreating Tina with unimpressed expression.
"Tell me about it..." The waiter blurted out without thinking. He caught himself though and immediately clamped his mouth shut by slapping a hand on it in something akin to a facepalm. A moment later he just decided to screw it. It didn't matter if customers heard him say that, especially when they already have a first hand experience with Tina's sluttiness.
"Sorry...but...eh...unfortunately, there aren't a lot of people here in Tenka so it's hard to find managers." Henry explained a bit.
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Post by Tyr on Nov 23, 2009 22:29:40 GMT -5
Tyr laughed lightly, amused to what the waiter said. Looks like this wasn't the first time Tina pulled this off to a customer. He was a bit glad about that...just a bit. But then that also meant that that woman have been touching other men with those grubby hands of hers like she did to him. It was the most disgusting thing that could ever happen to mankind.
Maybe he could drag Iku to shower with him later...
"Damn...sorry for you man. But I'm sure you'll find someone that wouldn't rape your male customers. She all but gave me a handjob back there. Sheesh."
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Post by Iku on Nov 23, 2009 23:27:24 GMT -5
A growl escaped Iku mouth. Suddenly she had just lost her appetite. She wanted to kick someone's ass. And for once it was the female that was driving her crazy. Not the male. "I'm sure ANYONE would do better than her" Iku growled. She took another bite of her ham. It went so smoothly down her throat. Iku couldn't believe that she was all over Tyr like that. And if she 'tasted like prunes' then that meant that the taste probably would still be on his lips. Iku shuttered as she thought of having to taste that... thing. thing being Tina.
He is so gargling mouth wash when they get back to their cabin. And he's not getting a kiss anytime before that either. Iku looked at the waiter. "But then again, That is probably they way you get most of the business" She grumbled.
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Post by Tyr on Nov 24, 2009 15:45:10 GMT -5
"Now, now, Iku don't be so harsh. We don't know that." Tyr slightly reprimanded Iku's off-handed insult to the cabins. Maybe Tina was a good manager despite her flirtatious ways. Just maybe...Tyr thought. And how did attractive male patrons into the inn such a bad thing? For one, Tina wasn't that attractive so Tyr highly doubt that it was really how the cabins get customers. Secondly, there were as many women in the diner right now as there were men so that couldn't be it.
Tyr scratched his head. He was thinking too much about it when, really, it was none of their business.
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Post by NPC: Male on Nov 24, 2009 15:52:45 GMT -5
"Eh...she's right to an extent." Henry's perpetually bland expression looked on where Tina disappeared earlier. "She attracts lots of 'customers' in the back room." The back room was really the outhouse behind the cabins. It used to be a set of stables but now it was just something like a whorehouse...with Tina being the main whore.
Henry idly wondered how so friggin' loose the woman was...
"Welp...enjoy. Holler to Tina if you want something, coffee, juice...blowjob...she'll give it to you." Lazily, Henry waved his hand and returned into the kitchen to get back to work.
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Post by Iku on Nov 25, 2009 3:38:21 GMT -5
Did he just say blow job? She twitched as she suddenly realized what he had just said. It took a moment to process. Suddenly the guy wasn't so cool anymore. If Tina even so much looks down there, Iku would kill her! Though Tyr would vote against it because If Iku did... they wouldn't have a place to stay. Iku let out a very angered growl. It may have been a joke but it wasn't a very funny one. Iku shook it off taking a deep breath. Finally they were alone. No slutty manager, no annoying cook. Just Her, Tyr and the yummy ham in front of her. She took another bite of her ham. It was calming.
"Well, at least the ham is good" Iku said trying to forget all of what just happened. Iku took a drink of her coffee, and then back to her ham. Though it wasn't long after that Iku noticed a very familiar hands wrapped around a very familiar neck. Iku growled once again. I mean really did they not get any privacy anymore!
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Post by NPC: Female on Nov 25, 2009 3:44:39 GMT -5
Tina had popped up behind Tyr. He didn't even notice she was there until her arms were wrapped around his neck. Her chin rested on Tyr's shoulder as she whispered in to his ear. "Enjoying your ham" Her arm's then retreated to his shoulders. Giving him a shoulder massage. She's been told that she works magic with her hands. And not just because of hand jobs. Tina lowered her head once more.
"Don't get too full, Wouldn't want you to spoil your desert" She said in a flirty tone. The problem with trying to tease him, was that in return she was teasing herself. Once again she had sat on his lap, pressing herself against his rock hard abs. Her hands traveled down to his abs. She let out a moan in his ear. The time just didn't seem to go by fast enough. She might just have to clock out early at this rate.
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Post by Tyr on Nov 25, 2009 4:51:47 GMT -5
So, how exactly was he going to eat...?
"Whoa there, cupcake...that's a little too low for your hands. It's not dessert time yet." Tyr stopped Tina's wandering hands with his own. Did this woman want to die that badly? Tyr glanced at Iku and politely pushed Tina off his lap.
"Let me finish my food first alright?" He winked and started to slowly eat even though he wanted to shove the whole thing in his mouth he was so hungry.
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